Not content with walking away with a fictional person’s BAFTA, Jim Moriarty proceeded to buy out the judges to stop his arch-enemy from getting the award he deserves.

aloneprotectsme:

gunslingerannie:

Well played, Jim, you bastard.


I’m in London. I love my vacations this year.


aveytears:

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

aveytears:

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

(via cornsaladsurprise)


spacemaiden:

gr0sse:

today i was doing work from my physics book and i came across this diagram????? im confused is it saying how to turn into a balloon
(there was a description on the same page about it but i didnt bother reading it)

a) RUB BALLOON ON HEAD
b) BECOME BALLOON

spacemaiden:

gr0sse:

today i was doing work from my physics book and i came across this diagram????? im confused is it saying how to turn into a balloon

(there was a description on the same page about it but i didnt bother reading it)

a) RUB BALLOON ON HEAD

b) BECOME BALLOON

(via bugcock)


iamcharon:

historicalslut:

Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔

  • Austria (Personally,my favorite) 
  • England
  • Prussia
  • Denmark
  • Holy Roman Empire
  • Hungary
  • Poland
  • Czech Republic
  • Bavaria

I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING 

THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL

America.

I think I just choked on my own laughter. 

Omg really?

I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle

like this one

(via summerflys)


So I got into a car accident.

Oops.



math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
glee: kurt didn't get into NYADA, explain how this is possible cause we sure as hell aren't going to

maggies-farm:

lepreas:

milesjai:

Mhmm, yes. Perfect.

No. 6 - Build forts out of furniture and blankets AND FUCK THEM IN IT.

I like it.


abakkus:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

(via beauxbatonsacademy)


My vet’s assistant looks exactly like Flynn Rider.


pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via youcancallmepotter)


These last names aren’t even in alphabetical order.


LOOK A LOVE NOTE IS ON THAT TRAIN TICKET FOR YOU RACHEL.

Quinn likes you.

Now they’re pretending to like boys. Ugh, stop it.


Will: I was pedoing on you and I thought I should plant pot in your locker to spend more time with you.
Will: You're a great singer, beeteedubs.
Will: I just thought I should tell you.
Finn: Whoa you're so cool.
UM NO.